The Trencher
A satirical roguelike about surviving the Solana memecoin trenches: twelve nights a run, eleven apps on one screen, and none of it real money.

Overview
October 2024. Your dad kicks you out, a stranger's grandmother gives you a bunker and a laptop, and you have twelve nights to survive the trenches. It follows the real calendar from November 2024 to September 2026 across eight chapters and three endings, and the market is simple on purpose: your buy moves the price, and the dev's sell moves it back. It's a single file that runs in the browser, with every sprite drawn on canvas and every sound synthesized live. It's on its fifth build and in early access, with the site, game gate and admin portal on one Cloudflare Worker, and a 3D rebuild is underway in Unity and Blender.
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